Real-time flatulence synthesizer · v0.1 prototype
Design your own fart.
Sculpt pitch, wetness, flutter and rumble with a fully synthesized Web Audio engine. No samples. No butts. Then send it to someone who deserves it.
- 0samples used
- 10knobs of gas
- ∞dignity lost
Sculpt your gas.
Every slider re-triggers the sound live. Draw the pitch path. Hit the big button. Repeat until HR calls.
Draw how it bends (±1 octave)
Legends of the wind.
Tap a card to play. Load it into the Lab to remix. Your own saves live below (in this browser only — for now).
Your stash 0
Saved to localStorage. Global leaderboard coming once we find a backend brave enough.
Pure science.
- 01
Cheeks
A sawtooth + square oscillator pair, soft-clipped and pushed through a resonant low-pass. Tightness = Q.
- 02
Moisture
Seeded pink-ish noise, band-passed around the fundamental, with randomized bubble pops scaled by wetness.
- 03
Sputter
An irregular amplitude pulse train with per-cycle jitter — the flutter that makes it feel… organic.
- 04
Export
The same graph renders in an OfflineAudioContext and lands in your downloads as a crisp 16-bit WAV.